Rosie Instagran: Hi! My computer is frozen but it's been 5 hours since I took it out of my freezer.
Kickin' Crew: Hem!... First, you need to delete your cookies.
Rosie: Delete cookies? But I just baked them! And you won't get my recipe.
Kickin': And what were you doing when your computer froze?
Rosie: My computer said I have a virus... but I just got vaccinated! Look sweetie, I know how to use a Smartcell. Have you got WiFly? I can What's Up and Twitter and Bookface with my daughter.
Kickin': I see...
Rosie: I may be old but I know how to send a message with my calculator!
Kickin': You have a problem with Windows. Can you press any key to continue?
Rosie: Nah! My keys are in my purse and I don't know where it is.
Kickin': Listen Rosie. You need to bring your computer to a repair shop.
Rosie: But, but, but... My garage is closed on weekend.
Kickin': Let me...Click...
Rosie: Hello!... Hello! I knew this guy wouldn't be helpful. I should have followed the advice of my astrologer who told me to wait my first Pluto return to get everything fixed!