Unusual Astrodatabank Events and Categories (Humor) 1 by Stellarium Astrodatabank: http://www.astro.com/astro-databank/Main_Page Care to be healed by George W. Bush? Vocation : Healing Fields : Counselor/ Therapist (To inner-city kids) Hugh Hefner has CCTV strictly for security reasons Passions : Sexuality : Voyeur (Reported to have closed circuit tv in mansion) Ronald Reagan?s job related injury Health : Job related injury 30 March 1981 (Shot) Abraham Lincoln ? a middle manager during the civil war Vocation : Business : Middle Management (War president) Charles Bukowski and his cheap broads Passions : Sexuality : Extremes in quantity (Much of life cavorting with cheap broads) Who?d have thought Marlon Brando has Mars in Capricorn? Passions : Sexuality : Sexual perversions (An "adventure with a goat") Gibert Bourdin ? the second coming? Work : Gain social status 1990 (Crowned Messiah) Sarah Bernhardt had an unusual change in family circumstances Family : Change in family responsibilities 1865 (Had a bastard son by a Prince) Charles Manson had one long psychotic episode Diagnoses : Psychological : Psychotic Episode (Psycho, controlled people) Dolly Parton?s Diagnosis Diagnoses : Body Part Problems : Cosmetic surgery (Eyes, chin, lips, breast) ?Something? had been cut off by his wife. Misc. : Find something 23 June 1992 at 05:55 AM (Police located penis for reattachment) (John Wayne Bobbit) Who knew God liked to gamble? Misc. : Mystical Experience September 1996 (Found God in Las Vegas hotel) (John Wayne Bobbit) Greg Hemingway led a shocking life Diagnoses : Psychological : Institutionalized (98 shock treatments) Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard takes out the trash Passions : Criminal Perpetrator : Assault/ Battery (Stuffed teacher in trash can) Chad McQueen has friends in low places Lifestyle : Social Life : Friends (Low-life pals) Bettie Page's transformation " Ten years later, the sex kitten-turned-serial psycho would face cop cameras again after stabbing another landlady." An unnamed aggressive lesbian Passions : Sexuality : Lesbian (Aggressive dike) David Scone's unique business methods Work : Contracts, agreements 12 February 1985 (Hired men to beat up rival businessman) Unusual classification of Tupac Shakur's race Traits : Body : Race (Black rap gangsta) Shady salesperson uses somewhat questionable methods Traits : Personality : Liar/ Fraud (Shady, somewhat questionable) (Research:Salesperson 9027) From one extreme to another Passions : Sexuality : Extremes in quantity (Active after weight loss) (Research:Overweight 9895) More than three kids Family : Parenting : Kids more than 3 (Up to 15 illegitimate children) Some Intramarital affairs? Passions : Sexuality : Extremes in quantity (Many affairs, some extramarital) Research:Flight Attendant 12691 Blunt description of Liz Renay's early life "Raised as poor-white-trash in a three-room cabin on the banks of a ditch" Rasputin put phallus to good use "...he had a 13" phallus, which he apparently put to good use." Valerie Perine's got great legs Traits : Body : Size (Tall, statuesque, great legs, large breasts) Vicki Morgan was too late Financial : Gain significant money December 1986 (Won $200,000 too late, already dead) Including Marilyn Monroe Family : Relationship : Stress - Extramarital affairs (Including Marilyn Monroe) (Yves Montand) Last edited by Stellarium on Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:33 pm, edited 19 times in total. Quote Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:50 pm
2 by Deb That's funny, although I think we need the link to astrodatabank (even though I distance myself from their site, on account of their failure to correct or remove my bio. According to them I got some sort of degree in 1999, which is all news to me). http://www.astro.com/astro-databank/Main_Page Quote Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:25 pm
3 by Stellarium Deb wrote:That's funny, although I think we need the link to astrodatabank (even though I distance myself from their site, on account of their failure to correct or remove my bio. According to them I got some sort of degree in 1999, which is all news to me). http://www.astro.com/astro-databank/Main_Page Link added. I had intended to link to each relevant page but I gave the name of the person listed instead. Quote Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:53 pm