Unusual Astrodatabank Events and Categories (Humor)

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Astrodatabank: http://www.astro.com/astro-databank/Main_Page
Care to be healed by George W. Bush?
Vocation : Healing Fields : Counselor/ Therapist (To inner-city kids)

Hugh Hefner has CCTV strictly for security reasons
Passions : Sexuality : Voyeur (Reported to have closed circuit tv in mansion)

Ronald Reagan?s job related injury
Health : Job related injury 30 March 1981 (Shot)

Abraham Lincoln ? a middle manager during the civil war
Vocation : Business : Middle Management (War president)

Charles Bukowski and his cheap broads
Passions : Sexuality : Extremes in quantity (Much of life cavorting with cheap broads)

Who?d have thought Marlon Brando has Mars in Capricorn?
Passions : Sexuality : Sexual perversions (An "adventure with a goat")

Gibert Bourdin ? the second coming?
Work : Gain social status 1990 (Crowned Messiah)

Sarah Bernhardt had an unusual change in family circumstances
Family : Change in family responsibilities 1865 (Had a bastard son by a Prince)

Charles Manson had one long psychotic episode
Diagnoses : Psychological : Psychotic Episode (Psycho, controlled people)

Dolly Parton?s Diagnosis
Diagnoses : Body Part Problems : Cosmetic surgery (Eyes, chin, lips, breast)

?Something? had been cut off by his wife.
Misc. : Find something 23 June 1992 at 05:55 AM (Police located penis for reattachment) (John Wayne Bobbit)

Who knew God liked to gamble?
Misc. : Mystical Experience September 1996 (Found God in Las Vegas hotel) (John Wayne Bobbit)

Greg Hemingway led a shocking life
Diagnoses : Psychological : Institutionalized (98 shock treatments)

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard takes out the trash
Passions : Criminal Perpetrator : Assault/ Battery (Stuffed teacher in trash can)

Chad McQueen has friends in low places
Lifestyle : Social Life : Friends (Low-life pals)

Bettie Page's transformation
" Ten years later, the sex kitten-turned-serial psycho would face cop cameras again after stabbing another landlady."

An unnamed aggressive lesbian
Passions : Sexuality : Lesbian (Aggressive dike)

David Scone's unique business methods
Work : Contracts, agreements 12 February 1985 (Hired men to beat up rival businessman)

Unusual classification of Tupac Shakur's race
Traits : Body : Race (Black rap gangsta)

Shady salesperson uses somewhat questionable methods
Traits : Personality : Liar/ Fraud (Shady, somewhat questionable) (Research:Salesperson 9027)

From one extreme to another
Passions : Sexuality : Extremes in quantity (Active after weight loss) (Research:Overweight 9895)

More than three kids
Family : Parenting : Kids more than 3 (Up to 15 illegitimate children)

Some Intramarital affairs?
Passions : Sexuality : Extremes in quantity (Many affairs, some extramarital) Research:Flight Attendant 12691

Blunt description of Liz Renay's early life
"Raised as poor-white-trash in a three-room cabin on the banks of a ditch"

Rasputin put phallus to good use
"...he had a 13" phallus, which he apparently put to good use."

Valerie Perine's got great legs
Traits : Body : Size (Tall, statuesque, great legs, large breasts)

Vicki Morgan was too late
Financial : Gain significant money December 1986 (Won $200,000 too late, already dead)

Including Marilyn Monroe
Family : Relationship : Stress - Extramarital affairs (Including Marilyn Monroe) (Yves Montand)
Last edited by Stellarium on Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:33 pm, edited 19 times in total.

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Deb wrote:That's funny, although I think we need the link to astrodatabank (even though I distance myself from their site, on account of their failure to correct or remove my bio. According to them I got some sort of degree in 1999, which is all news to me).

http://www.astro.com/astro-databank/Main_Page
Link added. I had intended to link to each relevant page but I gave the name of the person listed instead.